- Ctrl L, S, and D (gets you high)
- Command E (ejaculates floppy)
- Command P (orders you pizza)
- Command O (brings you Arnold Schwarzenegger)
- Alt Y (Psychoanalyzes you)
- Control U (gets you a domineering spouse)
- Shift command A- (Finish your paper for you)
- Shift E (helps you get into law school)
- Command (beta) (gives you Blowjob by a Norwegian girl)
- Command b (gives you Blowjob)
