Schlongen Denied Tenure

Richard Schlongen, the only male professor in the Women’s Studies Department, was denied tenure last week after colleagues found a Penthouse magazine in his office. Women’s Studies Professor Marsha Johnson said, “I was sitting in his office discussing the evil of men with him when he stepped out to go flog himself. At that point I decided to rifle through his desk for no reason and that’s when I found [the magazine].” Schlongen says he will apply for tenure again next semester.