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Top Ten Hardest Things For A Guy From Alabama To Adjust To | The Heuristic Squelch
Volume 4- Issue 5

Top Ten Hardest Things For A Guy From Alabama To Adjust To

March 1, 1994
  1. Christian fundamentalists are in the minority
  2. The cutting of his financial funding when his parents find out he got an
    earring
  3. Tofu isn’t innately evil, just misunderstood
  4. Non-white type people walking around the streets
  5. Long hair a fashion statement and not a sign of rebellion
  6. People think R.E.M. is too conservative a band and urge him to try
    Slayer and Megadeth
  7. Dorm food an improvement from home
  8. The trading in of his Z 28 Camaro hotrod for a fifty dollar bike
  9. Girls in general
  10. Sharing the same bathroom with girls…pretty ones