Volume 5- Issue 4 Top Ten Alternative Names for Valentine’s Day February 1, 1995 top ten Vaseline’s Day Love – is – temporary – but – STDs – are – forever Day Relent – to – his – request – for – anal – sex Day There’s – good – reasons – why – you’re – bitter Day I’ve – been – waiting – a – long – time – for – this Day Gunther Smug – assholes – in – relationships Day Channukah Dream – on – you – pathetic – fuck Day It’ll – never – last Day
