- Vaseline’s Day
- Love – is – temporary – but – STDs – are – forever Day
- Relent – to – his – request – for – anal – sex Day
- There’s – good – reasons – why – you’re – bitter Day
- I’ve – been – waiting – a – long – time – for – this Day
- Gunther
- Smug – assholes – in – relationships Day
- Channukah
- Dream – on – you – pathetic – fuck Day
- It’ll – never – last Day
