- Get your money’s worth at Sizzler.
- Get paid $30 to lose the weight (and eat anything you want!).
- 2 seats for the price of one.
- Free lifetime PriceClub membership.
- Good excuse for small looking penis.
- Earn extra cash working as advertising space.
- Make neat waves with stomach.
- Your stretched out underwear will fit like new.
- People will feel like they are closer to you.
- Get to be an extra in Free Willy II.
