Volume 5- Issue 1 Top Ten Things Overheard On USAir 427 Before Impact September 1, 1994 top ten Wanna hear a good joke? There are three guys on a plane, a Black, a Jew, and an Italian… Shit, we’re out of wiper fluid! You guys ever see “Fearless” with that Jeff Bridges guy? Stewardess, another Scotch please. I thought I’d never get a job after Northwest. Hey! I called shotgun! You guys hear about that nut that crashed into the White House? Roger, Over. Let the kid fly, Jack. Ooh, a little lower… yeah.