Top Ten Things Overheard On USAir 427 Before Impact

  1. Wanna hear a good joke? There are three guys on a plane, a Black, a Jew, and an Italian…
  2. Shit, we’re out of wiper fluid!
  3. You guys ever see “Fearless” with that Jeff Bridges guy?
  4. Stewardess, another Scotch please.
  5. I thought I’d never get a job after Northwest.
  6. Hey! I called shotgun!
  7. You guys hear about that nut that crashed into the White House?
  8. Roger, Over.
  9. Let the kid fly, Jack.
  10. Ooh, a little lower… yeah.