Asshole Speaks!

After being unable to present his revisionist views of the Holocaust last week on the Berkeley campus, controversial British historian John Irving has been invited back by the Free Speech Coalition. This time he plans to address the topic: “Earth In the Middle: the Zionist Conspiracy to Suppress Geocentric Theory”. This invitation has sparked a new round of debate on campus. “We’ve been brainwashed into believing heliocentric theory for too long. We’re just trying to present some alternative viewpoints,” said FSC president Henry Himmler. “He’s stupid,” retorted Geology professor Ernest Magma.