Top Ten Outtakes from John Wayne Bobbit Uncut

  1. “My doctor told me anal sex was the best thing to make it heal fast.”
  2. “Think of it as Pez(tm) dispenser with a really big head.”
  3. “Keep looking, it’s got to be in there somewhere.”
  4. “Get a load of this.”
  5. “Would all children not directly involved in the making of this film
    please leave the s
  6. “Has anyone seen my King Missile CD?”
  7. “Suck it, but not too hard.”
  8. “Hey, you got peanut butter on my penis!” “Hey, you got penis on my
    peanut butte
  9. “Cut!”
  10. “Could you hand me that please?”