You guys should hand out by Strawberry Creek more often. It’d do you some good.
P.S. Oh, by the way, I’m outta here.
Heaven’s great! All the fried chicken you want!
P.S. Too bad I’m not there. Must’ve been Uncle Buck.
Will skate for food.
Will skate for comedic talent.
We resent your offensive portrayal of our faith. Your characterization of Chuck E. Cheese as our “poster child” marginalizes our deep commitment to cheese for all believers.
–Jews for Cheeses
Sorry, we cannot print four-letter words in your “Self- Description.”
Blue and Gold Yearbook Editor
Would you please stop making fun of Jason? I’m tired of having to read the paper to him so he can understand why everyone is laughing.
To Whomever Can Hear Me,
Help! The pre-Med students want to kill me!
Kermit the Frog
We have some really great photos of Michael Jackson. Would you like to buy them?
Santa Barbara Police Deptartment
I figured I’d ask you, because I’m too embarassed to ask anyone else: What’s an RBI?
Determined to Play,