Volume 6, Issue 1: The Campenile
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Volume 5, Issue 5: Squelch Constitution
Features
Volume 5, Issue 4.5: Election Supplement
Volume 5, Issue 4: Valentine Aftermath
Features
- Rim Antics
- Letters to the Editors
- Ask Buffy
- Biased, Fragmented Political Coverage
- Love My Way
- Columns are Stupid
- History of Valentine’s Day
- Eat Shit & Live
- E-mail addresses
- Eat Drink Man Woman
Newsflashes
Top Tens
- Top Ten 1995 XXX Video Rentals
- Top Ten Things to Masturbate With
- Top Ten Features We’d Like to See on the New Macintosh
- Top Ten Rejected Plastic Surgeries
- Top Ten Books in the Bible You’ve Never Heard of
- Top Ten Alternative Names for Valentine’s Day
- Top Ten Things to Do After Giving Head
- Top Ten Pornos from Antiquity
- Top Ten Homosexualized TV Shows
- Top Ten Rejected Names For Upcoming Green Day Album
Volume 5, Issue 3: Pete Wilson: Alien
Volume 5, Issue 2: The Rolling Squelch
Volume 5, Issue 1: Abbey Lane Cover
Features
- It Only Hurts the First Time
- Lo-CAL Course Announcements
- English Majors: An Abomination Unto the Lord
- Gorillas In Our Midst
- Short Conversations
- Another Saturday Night with Dave Barnett
- Building the Promise Photo Essay
- Based on a collection of true stories…
- Ask Biff
- Nursery Rhymes for the ’90s
Newsflashes
- Felines in Uproar over “Lion King”
- Letters to the Editors
- “Crane for a Day” Winner Selected
- NKOTB Toughens Image
- Classifieds
Top Tens
- Top Ten Things Overheard On USAir 427 Before Impact
- Top Five Uses for L & S Degree
- Top Ten Things Daily Cal Reporters do the Other 5 days
- Top Ten Star Trek Spinoffs
- Top Ten Reasons to Stay in the Dorms Another Year
- Top Ten Reasons to Get Really Fat
- Top Ten Events at the Stoner Olympics
- Top Ten Misdemeanors at Engineering Dorm
- Top Ten Things to do in the Substance-Free-Dorm
- Top Ten Reasons to Invade Haiti
Volume 4, Issue 6: Acid Trip Finals Issue
Volume 4, Issue 5: Secret Sproul Architecture
Features
- A User’s Guide to Zen
- Voice of the Squelch Past:
- Dysfunctional Bay Area Driving Really Pisses Me Off
- Letter from the Editors
- Two types of people
- Best of Squelch Classifieds
- The Truth About…Income Tax
- Rob a Bank for the Regents
- The Odd Couple
- April Fool’s Day Antics
Newsflashes
- Polo Team Under Fire
- Oakland Airport Bombed
- Part of Information Superhighway Collapses in LA Aftershock
- Classifieds
- UC to Go Co-Ed
- Schlongen Denied Tenure
- ASUC Declares War on South Africa
Top Tens
- Top Five Reasons Oompa Loompas are Orange
- Top Ten Optimum Times to Shout “By the Power of Grey Skull… I Have the Power!!!” at the Top of Your Lungs
- Top Ten Alternatives to Pot Brownies
- Top Ten Oscar Nominated Adult Films of 1994
- Top Ten Hardest Things For A Guy From Alabama To Adjust To
- Top Ten Things Said at Jesus’ Crucifixion
- Top Ten Reasons We Fought the Civil War
- Top Ten Nails in Bill Clinton’s Political Coffin
- Top Ten Reasons We Fought the Civil War
- Top Ten Come-On Lines from the American Revolution
Volume 4, Issue 4: From the Desk of God
