Volume 5- Issue 5 Volume 5, Issue 5: Squelch Constitution May 1, 1995 issue FeaturesThe Meaning of Humor
Volume 5- Issue 4 Volume 5, Issue 4: Valentine Aftermath February 1, 1995 issue FeaturesRim AnticsLetters to the EditorsAsk BuffyBiased, Fragmented Political CoverageLove My WayColumns are StupidHistory of Valentine’s DayEat Shit & LiveE-mail addressesEat Drink Man WomanNewsflashesSpace KilledAmericans KilledBig WallDental DamnationAsshole Speaks!Meat of the MatterTien TremulousTop TensTop Ten Things to Masturbate WithTop Ten Features We’d Like to See on the New MacintoshTop Ten Rejected Plastic SurgeriesTop Ten Books in the Bible You’ve Never Heard ofTop Ten Alternative Names for Valentine’s DayTop Ten Things to Do After Giving HeadTop Ten Pornos from AntiquityTop Ten Homosexualized TV ShowsTop Ten Rejected Names For Upcoming Green Day AlbumTop Ten Rejected Smurfs Characters
Volume 5- Issue 3 Volume 5, Issue 3: Pete Wilson: Alien December 1, 1994 issue FeaturesThe Epistle of St. Mark the SecondLike, uh, Finals and StuffAre You White Trash?Squelch-cipiesRamble on…Da, Comrade!The True-Life Adventures of SherriStressed?Editor’s ColumnGuide to Berkeley Coffee HousesNewsflashesGraduation plans modelled after basketball ticket salesTop TensTop Ten Rejected Cal Construction ProjectsTop Ten New Car FeaturesTop Ten Reasons We Won the Big GameTop Ten Outtakes from John Wayne Bobbit UncutTop Ten Benefits of AC TransitTop Ten Not-So-Famous Last Words
Volume 5- Issue 2 Volume 5, Issue 2: The Rolling Squelch October 1, 1994 issue PDF Link FeaturesImportant Dates in HistoryWet Shins & Other SinsHerb Came columnRavesWhat They Say / What They MeanPre-date ChecklistDate Emergency CardThe Writing on the StallSEX: The Heuristic Squelch Interview
Volume 5- Issue 1 Volume 5, Issue 1: Abbey Lane Cover September 1, 1994 issue PDF Link FeaturesIt Only Hurts the First TimeLo-CAL Course AnnouncementsEnglish Majors: An Abomination Unto the LordGorillas In Our MidstShort ConversationsAnother Saturday Night with Dave BarnettBuilding the Promise Photo EssayBased on a collection of true stories…Ask BiffNursery Rhymes for the ’90sNewsflashesFelines in Uproar over “Lion King”Letters to the Editors“Crane for a Day” Winner SelectedNKOTB Toughens ImageClassifiedsTop TensTop Ten Things Overheard On USAir 427 Before ImpactTop Five Uses for L & S DegreeTop Ten Things Daily Cal Reporters do the Other 5 daysTop Ten Star Trek SpinoffsTop Ten Reasons to Stay in the Dorms Another YearTop Ten Reasons to Get Really FatTop Ten Events at the Stoner OlympicsTop Ten Misdemeanors at Engineering DormTop Ten Things to do in the Substance-Free-DormTop Ten Reasons to Invade Haiti
Volume 4- Issue 5 Volume 4, Issue 5: Secret Sproul Architecture March 1, 1994 issue PDF Link FeaturesA User’s Guide to ZenVoice of the Squelch Past:Dysfunctional Bay Area Driving Really Pisses Me OffLetter from the EditorsTwo types of peopleBest of Squelch ClassifiedsThe Truth About…Income TaxRob a Bank for the RegentsThe Odd CoupleApril Fool’s Day AnticsNewsflashesPolo Team Under FireOakland Airport BombedPart of Information Superhighway Collapses in LA AftershockClassifiedsUC to Go Co-EdSchlongen Denied TenureASUC Declares War on South AfricaTop TensTop Ten Oscar Nominated Adult Films of 1994Top Ten Hardest Things For A Guy From Alabama To Adjust ToTop Ten Things Said at Jesus’ CrucifixionTop Ten Reasons We Fought the Civil WarTop Ten Nails in Bill Clinton’s Political CoffinTop Ten Reasons We Fought the Civil WarTop Ten Come-On Lines from the American RevolutionTop Ten Reasons Cal Lost In The First Round of NCAA TournamentTop Ten Asian Rock GroupsTop Five Places You’ll Never Find a Fratboy Inside