Volume 5- Issue 5 Volume 5, Issue 5: Squelch Constitution May 1, 1995 issue FeaturesThe Meaning of Humor
Volume 5- Issue 4 Volume 5, Issue 4: Valentine Aftermath February 1, 1995 issue FeaturesAsk BuffyBiased, Fragmented Political CoverageLove My WayColumns are StupidHistory of Valentine’s DayEat Shit & LiveE-mail addressesEat Drink Man WomanThe Squelch Video GuideApplication for THE REAL WORLDNewsflashesBig WallDental DamnationAsshole Speaks!Meat of the MatterTien TremulousSpace KilledAmericans KilledTop TensTop Ten Rejected Plastic SurgeriesTop Ten Books in the Bible You’ve Never Heard ofTop Ten Alternative Names for Valentine’s DayTop Ten Things to Do After Giving HeadTop Ten Pornos from AntiquityTop Ten Homosexualized TV ShowsTop Ten Rejected Names For Upcoming Green Day AlbumTop Ten Rejected Smurfs CharactersTop Ten Failed Business VenturesTop Ten Words Not To Use On Your Resume
Volume 5- Issue 3 Volume 5, Issue 3: Pete Wilson: Alien December 1, 1994 issue FeaturesAre You White Trash?Squelch-cipiesRamble on…Da, Comrade!The True-Life Adventures of SherriStressed?Editor’s ColumnGuide to Berkeley Coffee HousesBoy, Was My Face Red!!The Epistle of St. Mark the SecondNewsflashesGraduation plans modelled after basketball ticket salesTop TensTop Ten Reasons We Won the Big GameTop Ten Outtakes from John Wayne Bobbit UncutTop Ten Benefits of AC TransitTop Ten Not-So-Famous Last WordsTop Ten Rejected Cal Construction ProjectsTop Ten New Car Features
Volume 5- Issue 2 Volume 5, Issue 2: The Rolling Squelch October 1, 1994 issue PDF Link FeaturesDate Emergency CardThe Writing on the StallSEX: The Heuristic Squelch InterviewImportant Dates in HistoryWet Shins & Other SinsHerb Came columnRavesWhat They Say / What They MeanPre-date Checklist
Volume 5- Issue 1 Volume 5, Issue 1: Abbey Lane Cover September 1, 1994 issue PDF Link FeaturesEnglish Majors: An Abomination Unto the LordGorillas In Our MidstShort ConversationsAnother Saturday Night with Dave BarnettBuilding the Promise Photo EssayBased on a collection of true stories…Ask BiffNursery Rhymes for the ’90sIt Only Hurts the First TimeLo-CAL Course AnnouncementsNewsflashes“Crane for a Day” Winner SelectedNKOTB Toughens ImageClassifiedsFelines in Uproar over “Lion King”Letters to the EditorsTop TensTop Ten Things Daily Cal Reporters do the Other 5 daysTop Ten Star Trek SpinoffsTop Ten Reasons to Stay in the Dorms Another YearTop Ten Reasons to Get Really FatTop Ten Events at the Stoner OlympicsTop Ten Misdemeanors at Engineering DormTop Ten Things to do in the Substance-Free-DormTop Ten Reasons to Invade HaitiTop Ten Things Overheard On USAir 427 Before ImpactTop Five Uses for L & S Degree
Volume 4- Issue 5 Volume 4, Issue 5: Secret Sproul Architecture March 1, 1994 issue PDF Link FeaturesDysfunctional Bay Area Driving Really Pisses Me OffLetter from the EditorsTwo types of peopleBest of Squelch ClassifiedsThe Truth About…Income TaxRob a Bank for the RegentsThe Odd CoupleApril Fool’s Day AnticsA User’s Guide to ZenVoice of the Squelch Past:NewsflashesPart of Information Superhighway Collapses in LA AftershockClassifiedsUC to Go Co-EdSchlongen Denied TenureASUC Declares War on South AfricaPolo Team Under FireOakland Airport BombedTop TensTop Ten Things Said at Jesus’ CrucifixionTop Ten Reasons We Fought the Civil WarTop Ten Nails in Bill Clinton’s Political CoffinTop Ten Reasons We Fought the Civil WarTop Ten Come-On Lines from the American RevolutionTop Ten Reasons Cal Lost In The First Round of NCAA TournamentTop Ten Asian Rock GroupsTop Five Places You’ll Never Find a Fratboy InsideTop Five Things Neil Armstrong Might Have Found on the MoonTop Five Complaints of Local Pizza Deliverers