Volume 5- Issue 5 Volume 5, Issue 5: Squelch Constitution May 1, 1995 issue FeaturesThe Meaning of Humor
Volume 5- Issue 4 Volume 5, Issue 4: Valentine Aftermath February 1, 1995 issue FeaturesE-mail addressesEat Drink Man WomanThe Squelch Video GuideApplication for THE REAL WORLDRim AnticsLetters to the EditorsAsk BuffyBiased, Fragmented Political CoverageLove My WayColumns are StupidNewsflashesSpace KilledAmericans KilledBig WallDental DamnationAsshole Speaks!Meat of the MatterTien TremulousTop TensTop Ten Rejected Names For Upcoming Green Day AlbumTop Ten Rejected Smurfs CharactersTop Ten Failed Business VenturesTop Ten Words Not To Use On Your ResumeTop Ten 1995 XXX Video RentalsTop Ten Things to Masturbate WithTop Ten Features We’d Like to See on the New MacintoshTop Ten Rejected Plastic SurgeriesTop Ten Books in the Bible You’ve Never Heard ofTop Ten Alternative Names for Valentine’s Day
Volume 5- Issue 3 Volume 5, Issue 3: Pete Wilson: Alien December 1, 1994 issue FeaturesEditor’s ColumnGuide to Berkeley Coffee HousesBoy, Was My Face Red!!The Epistle of St. Mark the SecondLike, uh, Finals and StuffAre You White Trash?Squelch-cipiesRamble on…Da, Comrade!The True-Life Adventures of SherriNewsflashesGraduation plans modelled after basketball ticket salesTop TensTop Ten Rejected Cal Construction ProjectsTop Ten New Car FeaturesTop Ten Reasons We Won the Big GameTop Ten Outtakes from John Wayne Bobbit UncutTop Ten Benefits of AC TransitTop Ten Not-So-Famous Last Words
Volume 5- Issue 2 Volume 5, Issue 2: The Rolling Squelch October 1, 1994 issue PDF Link FeaturesRavesWhat They Say / What They MeanPre-date ChecklistDate Emergency CardThe Writing on the StallSEX: The Heuristic Squelch InterviewImportant Dates in HistoryWet Shins & Other SinsHerb Came column
Volume 5- Issue 1 Volume 5, Issue 1: Abbey Lane Cover September 1, 1994 issue PDF Link FeaturesAsk BiffNursery Rhymes for the ’90sIt Only Hurts the First TimeLo-CAL Course AnnouncementsEnglish Majors: An Abomination Unto the LordGorillas In Our MidstShort ConversationsAnother Saturday Night with Dave BarnettBuilding the Promise Photo EssayBased on a collection of true stories…NewsflashesFelines in Uproar over “Lion King”Letters to the Editors“Crane for a Day” Winner SelectedNKOTB Toughens ImageClassifiedsTop TensTop Ten Things to do in the Substance-Free-DormTop Ten Reasons to Invade HaitiTop Ten Things Overheard On USAir 427 Before ImpactTop Five Uses for L & S DegreeTop Ten Things Daily Cal Reporters do the Other 5 daysTop Ten Star Trek SpinoffsTop Ten Reasons to Stay in the Dorms Another YearTop Ten Reasons to Get Really FatTop Ten Events at the Stoner OlympicsTop Ten Misdemeanors at Engineering Dorm
Volume 4- Issue 5 Volume 4, Issue 5: Secret Sproul Architecture March 1, 1994 issue PDF Link FeaturesThe Odd CoupleApril Fool’s Day AnticsA User’s Guide to ZenVoice of the Squelch Past:Dysfunctional Bay Area Driving Really Pisses Me OffLetter from the EditorsTwo types of peopleBest of Squelch ClassifiedsThe Truth About…Income TaxRob a Bank for the RegentsNewsflashesPolo Team Under FireOakland Airport BombedPart of Information Superhighway Collapses in LA AftershockClassifiedsUC to Go Co-EdSchlongen Denied TenureASUC Declares War on South AfricaTop TensTop Ten Asian Rock GroupsTop Five Places You’ll Never Find a Fratboy InsideTop Five Things Neil Armstrong Might Have Found on the MoonTop Five Complaints of Local Pizza DeliverersTop Five Reasons Oompa Loompas are OrangeTop Ten Optimum Times to Shout “By the Power of Grey Skull… I Have the Power!!!” at the Top of Your LungsTop Ten Alternatives to Pot BrowniesTop Ten Oscar Nominated Adult Films of 1994Top Ten Hardest Things For A Guy From Alabama To Adjust ToTop Ten Things Said at Jesus’ Crucifixion