Volume 18- Issue 1 Volume 18, Issue 1: The Gumbfather August 1, 2008 issue PDF Link FeaturesA Cult of Your Very Own!The Carnie LifeSo You’re Going to HellAsk Miss MethiquetteRumspringaStudent Groups: A Field GuideWords From the TopThe GRE As Written by The InternetScenes from an Improv Drama TroupeNewsflashesGoogle Researches New Ways to Invade PrivacyGotham City Inexplicably Approves Clown-Themed NightclubMovie Bombs Without Critical Cereal-Box AdvertisingSPORTS DESK: You Suck at Beer Pong
Volume 17- Issue 5 Volume 17, Issue 5: Wizard of Oswald April 1, 2008 issue PDF Link FeaturesWords From the TopCongratulations! You’ve just had sex with me.Guide to Theme BarsDialectician CyberSexJohn Barrow, Industrial SpyIn-N-Out’s Secret Secret MenuCosmo-Whore’s Whor-o-ScopesPokemon: Morally GreyMTV Cribs For Pregnant WomenNewsflashesProtesters Plan Tree-Sitter SitTree Huggers Don’t Bag It, Millions PerishKenya Elects “Power Thirst” New President80s Retro Fans Funnel Arms to Al-QaedaJesus Not Ready For Committed Relationship with Area Woman
Volume 17- Issue 4 Volume 17, Issue 4: Bag Of Holding . . . Your Groceries February 1, 2008 issue PDF Link FeaturesWords from the TopCoach Parker’s Halftime Pep TalkFirst Drafts of Famous NovelsAnderson Cooper Interviews Anderson CooperSaw XVIThird Grade Science Fair ProjectsDiscount WisdomSquelch Co. TravelNewsflashesPalestinian Militants Seize Aladdin’s LampMcCain Hesitant to Choose Running Mate/Eventual PresidentFuture Assassins of Barack Obama Turn Out for Obama CampaignPresidential Election Called on Account of Rain
Volume 17- Issue 3 Volume 17, Issue 3: 12 step process, trillions of combinations November 1, 2007 issue PDF Link FeaturesFabulousQuestGypsy ProfessorsFrom the files of… the Gatorade Sports Science InstituteConsumer Reports: Your FutureIs America Ready for a Different Kind of President?Words from the TopSo You’ve Just Sprouted a Single WingDriving SchoolNotes for Nerds: How to get a DateDiscount WisdomNewsflashesOaks Saved From ThemselvesEnglish Language Snaps, Mauls ProfessorUrban Outfitters to Incorporate Urban BlightAhmadinejad Calls for Gay Immigration to IranRemaining Flower Children to Raise Price of Free Love
Volume 17- Issue 2 Volume 17, Issue 2: Ugg Lyfe September 1, 2007 issue PDF Link FeaturesThis Year for Halloween, I’m Going as DrunkThe Black Death Hits BerkeleyChivalry for the Modern GentlemanFuck You, Belgian Exchange StudentGod vs. a 9-year-old Indonesian kid working in a Nike sweatshopWelcome to your new home!Letters from the LandlordEmo-bot 2000 Meets the PressNewsflashesCartoonist to Draw Strip About DogEECS Nude Protest Fails to Arouse Excitement, AnyonePrimary Schools Hit Hard by Extra-Credit CrunchGalactic Prank War Escalates
Volume 17- Issue 1 Volume 17, Issue 1: Leper Fight August 1, 2007 issue PDF Link FeaturesThere’s a New Sheriff[s] in TownFailed BiopicsMeGeriatrix: A Cyberpunk Novel for Old PeopleDiary of a White Collar CriminalVegan AlternativesI Want to be FiredNecronomiConUnregistered Sex OffendersNewsflashesFederal Trade Commission Starts, End Google Anti-trust SuitAlan Greenspan Pretty Sure New Best Friend is Actually CNN Obituary WriterBratz ARG Nears Finale“Hyphy Movement” Meets Hyphy Resistance, Thousands Dead