Volume 18- Issue 1 Volume 18, Issue 1: The Gumbfather August 1, 2008 issue PDF Link FeaturesSo You’re Going to HellAsk Miss MethiquetteRumspringaStudent Groups: A Field GuideWords From the TopThe GRE As Written by The InternetScenes from an Improv Drama TroupeA Cult of Your Very Own!The Carnie LifeNewsflashesMovie Bombs Without Critical Cereal-Box AdvertisingSPORTS DESK: You Suck at Beer PongGoogle Researches New Ways to Invade PrivacyGotham City Inexplicably Approves Clown-Themed Nightclub
Volume 17- Issue 5 Volume 17, Issue 5: Wizard of Oswald April 1, 2008 issue PDF Link FeaturesGuide to Theme BarsDialectician CyberSexJohn Barrow, Industrial SpyIn-N-Out’s Secret Secret MenuCosmo-Whore’s Whor-o-ScopesPokemon: Morally GreyMTV Cribs For Pregnant WomenWords From the TopCongratulations! You’ve just had sex with me.NewsflashesKenya Elects “Power Thirst” New President80s Retro Fans Funnel Arms to Al-QaedaJesus Not Ready For Committed Relationship with Area WomanProtesters Plan Tree-Sitter SitTree Huggers Don’t Bag It, Millions Perish
Volume 17- Issue 4 Volume 17, Issue 4: Bag Of Holding . . . Your Groceries February 1, 2008 issue PDF Link FeaturesFirst Drafts of Famous NovelsAnderson Cooper Interviews Anderson CooperSaw XVIThird Grade Science Fair ProjectsDiscount WisdomSquelch Co. TravelWords from the TopCoach Parker’s Halftime Pep TalkNewsflashesFuture Assassins of Barack Obama Turn Out for Obama CampaignPresidential Election Called on Account of RainPalestinian Militants Seize Aladdin’s LampMcCain Hesitant to Choose Running Mate/Eventual President
Volume 17- Issue 3 Volume 17, Issue 3: 12 step process, trillions of combinations November 1, 2007 issue PDF Link FeaturesFrom the files of… the Gatorade Sports Science InstituteConsumer Reports: Your FutureIs America Ready for a Different Kind of President?Words from the TopSo You’ve Just Sprouted a Single WingDriving SchoolNotes for Nerds: How to get a DateDiscount WisdomFabulousQuestGypsy ProfessorsNewsflashesUrban Outfitters to Incorporate Urban BlightAhmadinejad Calls for Gay Immigration to IranRemaining Flower Children to Raise Price of Free LoveOaks Saved From ThemselvesEnglish Language Snaps, Mauls Professor
Volume 17- Issue 2 Volume 17, Issue 2: Ugg Lyfe September 1, 2007 issue PDF Link FeaturesChivalry for the Modern GentlemanFuck You, Belgian Exchange StudentGod vs. a 9-year-old Indonesian kid working in a Nike sweatshopWelcome to your new home!Letters from the LandlordEmo-bot 2000 Meets the PressThis Year for Halloween, I’m Going as DrunkThe Black Death Hits BerkeleyNewsflashesPrimary Schools Hit Hard by Extra-Credit CrunchGalactic Prank War EscalatesCartoonist to Draw Strip About DogEECS Nude Protest Fails to Arouse Excitement, Anyone