Volume 20- Issue 4 Volume 20, Issue 4: Regents of DOOM March 1, 2011 issue PDF Link FeaturesWords From The TopWilliam Henry Harrison: American GentlemanNewsflashesCharlie Sheen was Right about EverythingNew “Mouth-Handjob” TheorizedNew Poll Reveals Californians Consider Themselves Next Step in Human EvolutionLonely Scientists Make Advance in Artificial IntelligenceLocal Man Wins Lottery, Nothing Goes Wrong
Volume 20- Issue 3 Volume 20, Issue 3: Baby Fight January 1, 2011 issue PDF Link FeaturesMan Wears Clearly Ironic Shirt Non-IronicallyThings I Wouldn’t Mind Raising Tuition ForThe Kitten ManifestoHip DirectorsCampus CouponsAtom & EveModern Family Spin-offsCelebrities: They’re Better than Us!Scholarship StationTed “Deathfuker” Quinn’s Finishing School for MenNewsflashesFreshman Trades Sense of Identity with School SpiritUnited States Established as Monarchy Following Gun ControlSomething Happened in TunisiaCongress Overturns Law of Cause and EffectTop TensTop Ten Capital OffensesTop Ten Pokemon War CriminalsTop Ten 19th-Century Novels About Endangered SpeciesTop Ten Pornographic Cartoons that Nickelodeon Refused to RunTop Ten Board Games for CatholicsTop Ten Sexually Transmitted Rappers
Volume 20- Issue 2 Volume 20, Issue 2: Hard Weed October 1, 2010 issue PDF Link FeaturesFuture BattlesDr. Grimm’s Fairy Tale Relationship CounselingA Middle School Girl’s Idea of What the Rest of Life is LikeWords from the TopA Children’s Hospital Run By ChildrenDiary Confessions of a Community Service Frat BoyExistential Teen ComediesA Guide to College DrinkingMagick Security AlertNewsflashesRescued Chilean Miners Can Finally Return to PovertyBerkeley Scientists Successfully Synthesize NothingUN Responds to Midlife CrisisStatue of Liberty Aggressively Remodeled to Reflect Modern American ValuesWhitman Concedes After Learning Mexicans Can VoteTop TensTop Ten Sequels to Sex Drive, the movie where this guy has to go on a long drive so this chick with do himTop Ten Ways for a Billionaire to DieTop Ten Animals with JobsTop Ten Signs that Berkeley is Located on the HellmouthTop One Articles of Clothing Made Out of Accessories Inspired by Founding Principles of our UnionTop Ten Outcasts in Their MajorTop Ten Video Games About Retirement
Volume 20- Issue 1 Volume 20, Issue 1: Stacked September 1, 2010 issue PDF Link FeaturesSex and the City 3ReallifeGoogle BlogWhat I think I learned from my big broWebsites: The MovieSex Club LetterAn EssayMinutes of the Drunk IlluminatiSpend the Holidays with Ayn RandCome Tour the Libertarian Co-opNewsflashesUC Regent Cries Himself to Sleep at NightCNN Faces Fines Over Portrayal of Muslim as Human BeingAnthropologist Does Trendy ResearchSoylent Co. Denies Outrageous ClaimsAmerican Cultues Class Enlightens Area FreshmanTop TensTop Ten Frank Sinatra Songs About Substance AbuseTop Ten Signs You Might Have Pledged a Vampire FraternityTop Five B-Horror Movies Based on Steinbeck NovelsTop Ten Books About Pregnancy Gone Horribly AwryTop Ten Vaginal AlcoholsTop Fifteen Capital Reasons to Leave Your Lover