Volume 20, Issue 4: Regents of DOOM
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Volume 20, Issue 3: Baby Fight
Features
- Celebrities: They’re Better than Us!
- Scholarship Station
- Ted “Deathfuker” Quinn’s Finishing School for Men
- How WikiLeaks Has Changed the World
- Heuristic Squelch’s Treasury of Soul-Crushing Quotes
- Welcome Week Packet for Incoming Freshmen, 1869
- HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT ADDERALL?
- Words from the Top
- Man Wears Clearly Ironic Shirt Non-Ironically
- Things I Wouldn’t Mind Raising Tuition For
Newsflashes
- Congress Overturns Law of Cause and Effect
- Freshman Trades Sense of Identity with School Spirit
- United States Established as Monarchy Following Gun Control
- Something Happened in Tunisia
Top Tens
Volume 20, Issue 2: Hard Weed
Features
- A Middle School Girl’s Idea of What the Rest of Life is Like
- Words from the Top
- A Children’s Hospital Run By Children
- Diary Confessions of a Community Service Frat Boy
- Existential Teen Comedies
- A Guide to College Drinking
- Magick Security Alert
- Future Battles
- Dr. Grimm’s Fairy Tale Relationship Counseling
Newsflashes
- Rescued Chilean Miners Can Finally Return to Poverty
- Berkeley Scientists Successfully Synthesize Nothing
- UN Responds to Midlife Crisis
- Statue of Liberty Aggressively Remodeled to Reflect Modern American Values
- Whitman Concedes After Learning Mexicans Can Vote
Top Tens
- Top Ten Ways for a Billionaire to Die
- Top Ten Animals with Jobs
- Top Ten Signs that Berkeley is Located on the Hellmouth
- Top One Articles of Clothing Made Out of Accessories Inspired by Founding Principles of our Union
- Top Ten Outcasts in Their Major
- Top Ten Video Games About Retirement
- Top Ten Sequels to Sex Drive, the movie where this guy has to go on a long drive so this chick with do him
Volume 20, Issue 1: Stacked
Features
- Google Blog
- What I think I learned from my big bro
- Websites: The Movie
- Sex Club Letter
- An Essay
- Minutes of the Drunk Illuminati
- Spend the Holidays with Ayn Rand
- Come Tour the Libertarian Co-op
- Sex and the City 3
- Reallife
Newsflashes
- UC Regent Cries Himself to Sleep at Night
- CNN Faces Fines Over Portrayal of Muslim as Human Being
- Anthropologist Does Trendy Research
- Soylent Co. Denies Outrageous Claims
- American Cultues Class Enlightens Area Freshman
Top Tens
Volume 19, Issue 6: etrayal
Volume 19, Issue 5: The French Fry Revolution
Volume 19, Issue 4: The Glow of Victory
Volume 19, Issue 3: Kyaaa~ And Order
Volume 19, Issue 2: Gangbusters
Volume 19, Issue 1: Stanford II
