Features
- de-cal Spring 2001
- Meat & Greet
- Ask Saundra Firth
- Berkeley Fables Par Excellence
- Words from the Top
- My 800 SAT Verbal Score…
- I Like Girls
- You Can Rinse and Spit Now
Newsflashes
- Hardcore Sluts Want to Fuck Unit 2 Resident
- Man On Fremont Bound Train Actually Going To Fremont
- Ironic Decor Held For Questioning After Thwarted Wooing
- Fraternities Return to Campus to “Help Men Become Better Date-Rapists”
- Hey Moron!
- Man Narrowly Avoids Freeway Pileup
- Student Blockade Successful
- Students Find Housing On eHousing.com
Top Tens
- Top Ten Ways to Conserve Energy
- Top Three American Restaurants in Mexico
- Top Ten Places to Have Sex on Campus
- Top Ten Ways to Respond to “Have You Been Flossing”
- Top Ten Things To Hate Because No One Else Does
- Top Ten Things to Do on a Beautiful Day
- Top Ten Things To Pan
- Top Ten New Rides at California Adventure
- Top Ten Items Found in a Prison Gift Basket
- Top Ten Reasons to Pick Billy Last for Dodgeball
