Top Ten Things to Do on a Beautiful Day

  1. Wake up at 5pm and realize you missed it all
  2. Find a Frisbee and the closest unshaven girl to play with
  3. Code photo-realistic 3-D sunlight effect in basement of video game company
  4. Tape the day, and save it for later
  5. Eat fresh pears right off the tree until you get arrested for trespassing
  6. Check out what’s going on at
  7. Find your loved one and roll around in the grass so everyone else feels like shit
  8. Enjoy a sunburn
  9. Imagine what it would be like to not be allergic to natural light
  10. Stay inside and study