Top Ten Things to Do on a Beautiful Day

Wake up at 5pm and realize you missed it all
Find a Frisbee and the closest unshaven girl to play with
Code photo-realistic 3-D sunlight effect in basement of video game company
Tape the day, and save it for later
Eat fresh pears right off the tree until you get arrested for trespassing
Check out what’s going on at beautifulday.com
Find your loved one and roll around in the grass so everyone else feels like shit
Enjoy a sunburn
Imagine what it would be like to not be allergic to natural light
Stay inside and study