Volume 10- Issue 5 Top Ten Reasons to Pick Billy Last for Dodgeball February 1, 2001 top ten Billy is 4 feet wide and half as tall Billy is comprised of superdense matter which causes him to have a strong gravitational pull, thus giving him an inherent dodgeball disadvantage Color of his skin You saw Billy take a shit in the shower Because Billy didn’t put out Contrary to public sentiment, Billy keeps trying to be a hero Because Billy can’t even dodge a tether ball He keeps eating the ball Because there are only two people playing You already picked everyone good
