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Top Ten Items Found in a Prison Gift Basket | The Heuristic Squelch
Volume 10- Issue 5

Top Ten Items Found in a Prison Gift Basket

February 1, 2001
  1. Jar of sunshine
  2. Ring of keys, but not those keys
  3. Two consecutive lifetime supplies of chocolate
  4. Funyuns
  5. Chip to wear on your shoulder when you get out
  6. License plate starter kit
  7. Cake w/ emory board
  8. DVD of “Dead Man Walking”
  9. Anal chap stick
  10. Pardon from Al Gore