Top Ten Things to Do With Extra Pubic Hair

  1. Wait…yours or mine?
  2. Coat it with honey to create “Pubic Hair of Bees”
  3. String tiny violins
  4. Walk to Casa Zimbabwe, deposit in shower drain
  5. Put it in a conspicuous place and use it as the basis for a bad pick-up line which will later lead to no end of embarrassment during your Senate confirmation hearing
  6. Weave jacket
  7. Tin-Can-Pubic-Hair Phone
  8. Floss
  9. Suspend mobile from ceiling
  10. Restuff couch