- Wait…yours or mine?
- Coat it with honey to create “Pubic Hair of Bees”
- String tiny violins
- Walk to Casa Zimbabwe, deposit in shower drain
- Put it in a conspicuous place and use it as the basis for a bad pick-up line which will later lead to no end of embarrassment during your Senate confirmation hearing
- Weave jacket
- Tin-Can-Pubic-Hair Phone
- Floss
- Suspend mobile from ceiling
- Restuff couch
