Features
- DMT: Di-Methyl-Tryptamine
- Dear Bachelorette Trista,
- Altercations with an Irishman
- The Most Courteous Gentleman’s Guide to Office Efficacy
- Words from the Top
- Stretching
- Dear Mr. & Ms. Dunnegan,
- Botanist’s Dream
- SUBJECT: Upcoming Budget Cuts
- Oh, Those Alienated Teenagers!
Newsflashes
- Bush Concedes to Worldwide Protestors
- Workers Unite Against Organized Labor
- Amit Tamir Eats Eight Apple Fritters
- Emeryville IKEA Declares Independence
- Art History Degree Put to Use
- Beautiful, Rich People Attend Beautiful, Rich Event
- U.S. Sends Troops to Arctic National Refuge
- Snowball Implicated in Anthrax Mailings
- Opening of Club F++t Results Results in Broken Ankles, Feet
- Americans To Vote On New Color For Terror Alerts, M&Ms
Top Tens
- Top Ten New Features for Sather Gate
- Top Ten Campus Myths Spread by CalSO
- Top Ten Best Things that can Fit in an Egg
- Top Ten Greenest Things in the World. Ever
- Top Ten Things Found by Lewis & Clark (while Dreaming)
- Top Ten Things Cut in the Federal Budget
- Top Ten Signs Your Boyfriend Might Be a Borg
- Top Five Jeopardy Answers in Which the Question is “Who is Jesus?”
