Volume 1- Issue 1 Volume 1, Issue 1: Cal’s newest FREE Comedy Newspaper March 1, 1991 issue PDF Link FeaturesThe Squelch ExistsDemocracy for BeginnersNewsflashesRusso-McD Relations ImproveChancellor Welcomes New StudentsWater Polo Match ProtestedGroundhog Caddyshacked!Israel Announces New ReligionASUC Declares WarMysterious Murders Baffle PoliceTop TensTop Ten Things to do on a Long Airplane TripTop Ten Rules of Classroom EtiquetteTop Ten Things To Do at Frat PartyTop Ten Least Known Berkeley MisdemeanorsTop Five Things to Do While Waiting in ASUC Bookstore LineTop Five New CafesTen Most Asked Questions in Interviews with Dan QuayleTop Ten Newest Entries in Webster DictionaryTop Ten Most Important Qualifications for TenureTop Five Least Likely Places for Education Abroad Program