Volume 1- Issue 1 Top Ten Rules of Classroom Etiquette March 1, 1991 top ten Always clap when “Applause” sign comes on Don’t make obvious balding or senility references Don’t jeer for over half the period after setting the class curve Never shout “They’re Greeeaaaat!!!!” when eating Frosted Flakes in lecture Always call in a bomb threat two full working days before your test Don’t ask professor for a higher grade immediately after sex Be generous with words like “messiah” on teacher evaluation form Don’t shave legs in section Send thank you notes to people you cheat from during tests Always address professors and T.A.s as “Your Majesty”
