Top Ten Worst Rejections to a Request for a Date

  1. “What’s that horrible stench?”
  2. “That’s it. I’m an atheist.”
  3. “What did I ever do to you?”
  4. “Why do you always say such
    disgusting things?”
  5. “Oh, great. Now I have to kill myself.”
  6. “But what about that D-, professor?
  7. “I’d go out with you if you didn’t make
    me vomit.”
  8. “Get out of here before I call the
  9. “I never knew you could be so funny.”
  10. “I don’t date people that give me
    hideous nightmares.”