Volume 1- Issue 1 Top Ten Sleaziest Pick Up Lines March 1, 1991 top ten “You know, doggie style isn’t passe anymore.” “I’d love to share some of my bodily fluids with you.” “I know a charming little motel with a cheap hourly rate.” “My friend and I made a bet and I need to check if those are implants.” “Can you believe it? It’s been more than fifteen minutes since I’ve had sex.” “Hi. I’m a tawdry slut looking for a good time.” “Erections like these don’t grow on trees, you know.” “I’ve got a condom with your name on it” “I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.” “I like the look of your crotch”
