- “You know, doggie style isn’t passe
anymore.”
- “I’d love to share some of my bodily
fluids with you.”
- “I know a charming little motel with a
cheap hourly rate.”
- “My friend and I made a bet and I need
to check if those are implants.”
- “Can you believe it? It’s been more than
fifteen minutes since I’ve had sex.”
- “Hi. I’m a tawdry slut looking for a
good time.”
- “Erections like these don’t grow on
trees, you know.”
- “I’ve got a condom with your name on
it”
- “I’d like to name a multiple orgasm
after you.”
- “I like the look of your crotch”
