Top Ten Beginning Philosophy Questions

  1. Shouldn’t we close physical reality for Martin Luther King, Jrs. birthday?
  2. Is reincarnated paper more expensive than recycled?
  3. What are the chances of finding the true meaning of life in a fortune cookie?
  4. Does physical reality have call waiting?
  5. Does B.A.R.T. go to Nirvana?
  6. How much does “Wheel of Fortune” control human destiny?
  7. Do they card in the afterlife?
  8. Does God wear Mickey Mouse ears?
  9. Does the universe come in other flavors?
  10. Is the human soul tax deductible?