Features
Newsflashes
- Groundhog Caddyshacked!
- Israel Announces New Religion
- ASUC Declares War
- Mysterious Murders Baffle Police
- Russo-McD Relations Improve
- Chancellor Welcomes New Students
- Water Polo Match Protested
Top Tens
- Top Ten Reasons Blondie’s Staff is so Mean
- Top Five Reasons to Consider Dropping Out of School
- Top Ten Least Likely Rap Groups
- Top Ten Beginning Philosophy Questions
- Top Ten Sleaziest Pick Up Lines
- Top Ten Reasons to Submit to The Heuristic Squelch
- Top Ten Worst Rejections to a Request for a Date
- Top Ten Things to do on a Long Airplane Trip
- Top Ten Rules of Classroom Etiquette
- Top Ten Things To Do at Frat Party
