Features
Newsflashes
- Chancellor Welcomes New Students
- Water Polo Match Protested
- Groundhog Caddyshacked!
- Israel Announces New Religion
- ASUC Declares War
- Mysterious Murders Baffle Police
- Russo-McD Relations Improve
Top Tens
- Top Ten Rules of Classroom Etiquette
- Top Ten Things To Do at Frat Party
- Top Ten Least Known Berkeley Misdemeanors
- Top Five Things to Do While Waiting in ASUC Bookstore Line
- Top Five New Cafes
- Ten Most Asked Questions in Interviews with Dan Quayle
- Top Ten Newest Entries in Webster Dictionary
- Top Ten Most Important Qualifications for Tenure
- Top Five Least Likely Places for Education Abroad Program
- Rick Starr’s Top Five Gigs
