Top Ten Things To Do at Frat Party

  1. Leave
  2. Discuss grade with drunk professor
  3. Make lewd gestures with beer bottles
  4. Train house dog to pump keg
  5. Pour beer on girls’ T- shirts
  6. Mumble to yourself and look tough
  7. Replace drunk people’s beer with urine
  8. Wander around in drunken stupor singing “Frere Jacques”
  9. Regurgitate in keg
  10. Get rejected