- Convince other passengers that flight crew members are all evil robots
- Offer to pop people’s ears with your tongue
- Scream that you see Rod Serling on the wing
- Complain that there is not enough room on trays to play with Tonka Trucks
- Make extra flotation device with airline food
- Demand immediate refund because of warm beer
- Communicate to neighboring passengers in mime
- Scream at pilot to hurry up
- Ask stewards/stewardesses about sex lives
- Cover lavatory walls with obscene graffiti
