Top Ten Things to do on a Long Airplane Trip

  1. Convince other passengers that flight crew members are all evil robots
  2. Offer to pop people’s ears with your tongue
  3. Scream that you see Rod Serling on the wing
  4. Complain that there is not enough room on trays to play with Tonka Trucks
  5. Make extra flotation device with airline food
  6. Demand immediate refund because of warm beer
  7. Communicate to neighboring passengers in mime
  8. Scream at pilot to hurry up
  9. Ask stewards/stewardesses about sex lives
  10. Cover lavatory walls with obscene graffiti