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Top Ten Least Known Berkeley Misdemeanors | The Heuristic Squelch

Top Ten Least Known Berkeley Misdemeanors

  1. Using hand puppets for non-medicinal purposes
  2. Abusive application of hair mousse
  3. Throwing cabbage at foreigners
  4. Calling a judge “sweet hips”
  5. Panhandling with a pitchfork
  6. Spreading lice to a police officer
  7. Performing unauthorized brain transplants
  8. Imitating Jermaine Jackson
  9. Getting married to livestock