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Volume 1- Issue 1

Top Five Things to Do While Waiting in ASUC Bookstore Line

March 1, 1991
top ten
  1. Pretend to be security guard and arrest people for buying textbooks they know
    they’ll never use
  2. Yell “Fire! Fire! Oh, never mind, it’s just in Nutritional Science.”
  3. Test “human domino” theory
  4. Incite book burning
  5. Reading for first four weeks of class
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