Top Ten New LA Commute Tactics

  1. Stay home
  2. Ride RTD buses (who are we kidding?).
  3. Transporter beam
  4. Personal helicopter
  5. Commute once a week instead of daily
  6. Telecommute
  7. Take the Red Line subway (all 3 miles of it!)
  8. Take the Metrolink and relax in comfort and style
  9. Fake critical injuries to get ambulance ride to hospital close to
  10. Wake up at 3 am to drive 95 miles over surface streets at 15 mph