Volume 4- Issue 3 Top Ten New LA Commute Tactics December 1, 1993 top ten Stay home Ride RTD buses (who are we kidding?). Transporter beam Personal helicopter Commute once a week instead of daily Telecommute Take the Red Line subway (all 3 miles of it!) Take the Metrolink and relax in comfort and style Fake critical injuries to get ambulance ride to hospital close to work Wake up at 3 am to drive 95 miles over surface streets at 15 mph
