Volume 4- Issue 3 Top Ten Things I’d Do if I Could Go Back in Time December 1, 1993 top ten Write a goofy book about the future, but make everything vague Watch Seinfeld reruns when they were new Bring back aluminum cans used before recycling was invented and get rich (Yahoo!) Return to the good ol’ days of love and sex, the ’70s Stop the evolution of poodles Hang out with Genghis Khan and annihilate a race Save John Connor Kill Pythagoras and put an end to trigonometry Visit myself when I was young and tell myself to work out a lot and eat right Beat up Abraham Lincoln when he was eight.
