Features
- The Ultimate Guide To Cal
- Adventures in Laundry
- The Several Lost Diaries of Kaiser Wilhelm II
- Child Abuse for the New Millennium
- Stop Quoting Dave Chappelle. You Have No Idea Who Lil Jon Is.
- Suicide Dog!
- Anthropological Evolution of a Screen Name
- Road Trip to Hades
- Disneyland: The Deadliest Place on Earth
- Words from the Top
Newsflashes
- Study: Cup-Shaking Not Marketable Skill
- William Hung’s Fifteen Minutes Up
- Frat Boy Makes Discovery During Spring Cleaning
- Radio Host Reveals Loneliness on Air
- Freshman Carefully Crafts “Male Slut” Reputation
- Experimental Album Has No Hidden Track
- Hung-over Jesus Tries New Trick
- Egg Donor Ad Way Too Specific
Top Tens
- Top Ten Tobacco Products Marketed Toward Children
- Top Ten Ways Golf is Like Sex
- Top Ten Things That Would Be Different if Jesus Had Never Been Born
- Top Ten Signs You’re in a Bad Ninja School
- Top Eleven Lethal Mixed Drinks
- Top Five Pornographic Birds
- Top Five Soft Drink Sponsored Pickup Lines
- Top Ten Other Obstacles Like the Glass Ceiling
