Top Eleven Lethal Mixed Drinks

  1. Margarita: the Tijuana Hooker with AIDS
  2. Anything from Pike
  3. Schnapps Your Neck
  4. Three Mile Island Iced Tea
  5. Shirley Temple (see her career)
  6. White Russian Roulette
  7. Manhattan Project
  8. Drive-by Shooter
  9. Unprotected Sex on the Beach
  10. Smirnoff Ice Pick in the Heart
  11. Rum and Choke