Top Five Soft Drink Sponsored Pickup Lines

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  3. You’ve got me so hot that I’ve got to call a doctor. And that doctor is Dr. Pepper… which tastes good.
  4. Your sex appeal is like the New Coke: it will never go away.
  5. Are you in pain? Because it must have hurt to fall from heaven… which is where they make Mr. Pibb.