Volume 13- Issue 6 Top Ten Things That Would Be Different if Jesus Had Never Been Born April 1, 2004 top ten Good Friday just Casual Friday Really confusing as to who Gandalf symbolizes Science gets a tally in the “win” column It’s just “The Testament” now WWJD commonly understood as “Who Wants Jack Daniels?”; provides little moral direction If you’re Jewish, not a whole lot The Pope just looks really silly Before orgasm, people scream, “Oh Carl!” Bush never quit drinkin’ Wise Men just kept walking
