Features
- Words from the Top
- American Anecdotes
- Frequently Asked Questions: Berkeley
- Clippit Goes to Work
- Road Trip? …More like RAD trip!
- Minor Hells
- Awkward Situations
- Dreams Throughout History
- Inside a REVIEW Editorial Meeting
- Why English is the Best Language Ever!
Newsflashes
- M. Night Shyamalan Reveals Plot Twist
- Low-Rise Thong Not Low Enough
- Diff’rent Strokes Diff’cult to Watch
- Gag Gift Leads to Queer Consequences
- Guy With Nut Allergy Has Trouble Selling Nut Allergy Movie Idea
- Jesus-Themed Bong Remains Unsold
- Pants-Related News Stories Skyrocket
- International Investigation Unearths Denim Underground
Top Tens
- Top Ten Tang Center Pamphlets
- Top Ten Pirate Pickup Lines
- Top Ten Pornographic Summer Movies (About Cereal)
- Top Five Movies Featuring Internet Constructions
- Top Ten Forgotten Pop Songs About Child Abduction
- Top Ten Things to Be Buried In
- Top Five Orientation Sessions
- Top Ten Reasons You’re Hanging Upside Down
