- “Is there an ‘X’ on the seat of your pants? Because there’s wond’rous booty buried underneath!”
- “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?”
- “Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?”
- “Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation?” (software pirates only)
- “Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.”
- “Do ya mind if the parrot watches?”
- “Me skull and crossbones arn’t the only thing I plan on raisin’ tonight.”
- “Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.”
- “Hey, sexy — how about a Jolly Rogering?”
- “I must be huntin’ treasure, ’cause I’m diggin’ yer chest.”
