Features
- My Cell Phone is Cooler Than You
- Punctuation Guide
- Dear Fellow Activist,
- Words from the Top
- An Interview with Britney Spears!!!!
- UC Berkeley: Back in Time
- Lottery Winning on Tuesday
Newsflashes
- U.S. Withdraws Support for Israeli Baby-Killing
- Tang Information Lady Not a Grandma
- New Safety Tape
- Neighborhood Dog Mauled by Small Child
- Student Digested
- “Secret” Cuts Costs
- UC Police Crack Down
- Jessica Stein Causes Collective Pants-Creaming
