- “Congratulations on your purchase of a Smith & Wesson”
- “Choose Bob’s Driving School!”
- “The Squelch is a sensitive magazine”
- “Welcome to Metropolitan Museum of Art…Sorry!”
- “Your Guide to Sign Language”
- “Do Not Touch”
- “Your Guide to Reading Braille”
- “To properly use camera…”
- “Kodak Photo Spot”
- “If you can read this you’re too close”
