- “Don’t make me get out of this wheelchair.”
- “I may be drunk, but you’re ugly, and in the morning I’ll be dead of alcohol poisoning.”
- “Aw gee, you’re right.” [jumps off ledge (of Evans)]
- “Well of course it’s small compared to your penis.”
- “You’re thinking of my sister.”
- “But I’m the second sharpest quill in the porcupine.”
- “You’re rubber, I’m glue, no, wait, fuck.”
- “No, blow me.”
- “Fuck on.”
- “Actually I’m only dating your mom.”
