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“Everyone sleeps at the Chancellor’s House” month
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Only admitting people between 4’8″ and 5’3″ in order to squeeze them into new quintuple dorm rooms.
- Encouraging male students to masquerade as girls so they can live in sorority houses with humorous and painfully obvious results
- Move the College of Natural Resources to Vallejo
- Everyone just crashes at Cloyne
- Assigning more girls to triple rooms, ’cause that threeway shit is hot
- More bitching from Paul Hogarth
- Ewok village style housing in forest near campus entrance
- Every tenth Cal day attendee “eliminated” to make room for the rest
- Using highly theoretical quantum physics to find more space in extra “hidden” dimensions
