Top Ten Forgotten Pop Songs About Child Abduction

  1. I’m So Angry, I Take Your Baby
  2. Teacher’s Hot For Me
  3. Help!
  4. Leaving On a Jet Plane (Against My Will)
  5. Lucy in the Sky with a Gag and Tied Wrists
  6. Burning Down The House to Cover My Tracks
  7. I Want Candy
  8. Sexy and Seventeen
  9. Smells Like Kidnapped Teen Spirit
  10. Baby Got Back to His Parents. Eventually.