Top Ten Tang Center Pamphlets

  1. Love Shouldn’t Suck
  2. Making Sex Dangerouser
  3. Motherfuck Your Regular Insurance: $79.99 for a month of Claritin
  4. Jesus Christ, Not Chlamydia Again
  5. What to Do With Pamphlets When You Come in With a Broken Arm
  6. So You Lost Another Fucking Gold Card
  7. Fellatio: How to Do It Like Steve Likes It
  8. It’s Herpes, Not Hispes
  9. So You’re Living in Cloyne
  10. Laughter, the Best Medicine