Features
- Deconstructing Graduation
- Stand-up Comedy Eclogue
- What’d You Just Say?
- The International Child Empowerment / Armament Fund
- Mock the Vote
- Lessons From Abroad
- Luke Filose’s Last Column
- My Night at Alpha Phi
- It Angry My
- Camel’s Visit to Sproul
Newsflashes
- Campbell Demands “Stop Calling Me Kubiac!”
- City Council to Vote on Gay Benefits
- Tony Danza Loses Last Shred of Diginity
- Millions Await Spears’ Eighteenth Birthday
- Student Mauled by Unit 3
- Don’t Fork with the Chinese
- People are Stupid
- Local Man Subcontracts Cunnilingus
Top Tens
- Top Ten Nefarious Government Projects at UC Berkeley
- Top Ten Parting Words You Don’t Want to Hear from Your GSI
- Top Ten Reasons $1.10 Chinese Food is Better than $1 Chinese Food
- The American Film Institute’s Top Ten Fisting Movies
- Top Ten Rejected Frozen Fusion Supplements
- Top Ten Serbian Video Games
- Top Ten Fascist items found in the DC
- Top Ten Sexually Confused Children’s Television Characters
- Top Ten Barnyard Religions
- Top Ten Ways to Break an Awkward Silence While on a Date
