Features
- Bom / Counterbom
- Fraternity/Sorority Operational Manual, Pg. 27
- The Heuristic Squelch Interviews Fiona Apple
- Editors Note
- It’s A Small World, After All…
- The Ballad of Eddie and Yoshua
- Chicken Soup for the Berkeley Soul
- How To Be Intense
- Squelch Weather
- Quite a Lot of Words from the Top
Newsflashes
- Shortage Feared
- New Clinton Sex Scandal Allegations Rumored
- Promise Made For 1998 Winter Olympics
- Pacific Bell Denies New Area Code Allegations
- Cowboy Question Answered
- ASUC Squabble Solved
Top Tens
- Top One Kenyon Jones Facial Expression
- Top Fourteen Things You Do Not Want To Wake Up and Find Inside Your Ass
- Top Ten Rejected Bubblicious Bubble Gum<sup>TM</sup> Flavors
- Top Three Scariest Words in the English Language
- Top Eleven Reasons to Smoke Pot
- Top Ten Overheard Lines on the All Dedication Station
- Top Five Things Overheard at Chancellor Berdahl’s Last Speech
