Volume 7- Issue 4 Top Fourteen Things You Do Not Want To Wake Up and Find Inside Your Ass February 1, 1998 top ten This ridiculous list A brontothere (look it up) Intel<sup>TM</sup> Klingons The other white meat A human lung Bad karma A spacious, sunlit apartment located on Northside El Nino You don’t know what it is, but it’s a-headin’ North. Herve Villachez A Top Dog lemon chicken with spicy mustard Richard Simmons Hemorrhoids
