Features
- Let’s make Iraq a State
- A Few Parting Words from the Top of the Bottom
- Under the Bridge
- Diary of an Average Joe at Haas
- 1998 Gulf War interview
- The Trials of a Female Science Major
- Trees or Robots?
- Interview With The “Yo Quiero Taco Bell” Dog
- SMCAT
- One Non Blonde
Newsflashes
- Senate Makes New ASUC Store Management Deal
- New Study Sheds Light On Retardation
- Berkeley Professors Denounce Wu-Tang Clan
- Baddest Motherfucker Alive Sighting
Top Tens
- Top Ten Jobs For English Majors
- Top Twelve E-Mail Subject Headings
- Top Fourteen New Oscar Categories
- Top Fifteen Jeopardy Questions
- Top Ten Least Likely Jenny Craig Spokespeople
- Top Ten Rejected Chia Things
- Top Ten Things To Get
- Top Ten New Jobs for Seinfeld
- Top Twelve Reasons Serina Johnson Stopped Writing Sex On Tuesday
- Top Twelve Things to Blame on Right Wing Conspiracies
