Berkeley Professors Denounce Wu-Tang Clan

Several Berkeley professors spoke out against members of the Wu-Tang Clan yesterday. “Wu-Tang ain’t shit. Fuck Wu-Tang. I’m da original Wu,” said math professor Hung-Hsi Wu. “Ol’ Dirty Bastard probably can’t even calculate a Fourier coefficient. Sheeeit, he’s just a bitch.” EECS professors Felix Wu and Joseph Wujek also commented on Wu-Tang. “Killa EECS is on da swarm! I’ll bust out circuit analysis all over Method Man’s punk ass,” said Wu, while Wujek added “EECS ain’t nuttin ta fuck with!”