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- Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places
- The X-Files
- Bathroom Humor
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- Tower of Power
- A Final Word from the Top
- Short Conversations
- Squelchboy Interview: Jesus Christ
- That Darn Gato
- Letters to the Editors
Newsflashes
- UC Dining Services Named in Ketchup Scandal
- Berkeley Scientists Create Chaos
- New Mammmy for Sig-Phi-Ep
- Astronomers Prove Expansion
- Lemmon Goes Sour
- California Tosses Out Riffraff
Top Tens
- Top Fifteen Pornographic Candies
- Top Ten Least Popular Booths at the Internship Fair
- Top Fifteen Buttons on the New Emergency Phones
- Top Ten Reasons Lazy Eddie’s is Going Gut of Business
- Top Ten Places You Don’t Want to Wake Up In
- Top Five Things You Don’t Want to See on a Final
- Top Ten Rejected Horsemen of the Apocalypse
- Top Five Sores
- Top Eleven Results of New Admissions Standards
- Questions That Are Likely to Get an Ambiguous Reply at Cal