Volume 7- Issue 6 Top Ten Things Clinton Could Do to Lower His Approval Rating April 1, 1998 top ten Light his farts on the tomb of the unknown soldier Paralyze Bob Dole’s other arm Three words: Vice President Hanson End all of his speeches with “You mutherfuckers are gonna PAY!” Make love to his wife Lower taxes and reduce the deficit Bomb the Vatican Build a Death Star Neuter Buddy Kill babies
