Inside sources have leaked that the UC Dining Services may have been falsely serving “Fancy Ketchup” to thousands of Berkeley students for over 5 years. “This Ketchup contained nothing but tomatoes, water, food coloring and several clearly non-fancy preservatives,” stated a Federal Investigator. This scandal follows on the heels of last year’s notorious “Rib-B-Q-Gate.” “Frankly, I’m shocked,” said Cal freshman Mike Spankler. “All this time I thought I was eating Fancy Ketchup and now they tell me it was just plain Ketchup? I’ve been living a lie.”
